A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Did you understand me?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
During WW II an American soldier…
During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...