Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.
A horrible tragedy
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching...
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA.
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
Why Blonde Jokes Are One-liners
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can remember them. or So...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
The Flood
One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters...