The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
21, 21, 21
There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...