A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Surfing the Internet
|Surfin’ the NetSo I think I’m in the clearthe boss is no where in...
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...