String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
Question answer 05
|Our team is doing so badly that “Manager of the Month” isn’t an award.It’s...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...