Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
The Cowboy Code
THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
The American in Hong Kong…
The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper....
I don’t know her
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on...
How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
How to hunt elephants — Lawyer’s styleLawyers don’t hunt elephants, but they do follow...