Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
Magicians Secret
During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day…
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling...
Oral Sex Lately?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Someone died playing golf
|Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very...