Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Ancient History Explained…
Ancient History Explained…A team of archaeologists found a slab of rock with 5 figures...
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...