Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!