Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...
Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...
On the road again.
One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her...