Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...
Bad Japanese economy
|According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation…
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
A recent study showed…
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...