Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
A new bucket
The ‘Kentucky Fried Chicken’ franchise has a new Bucketof Chicken out. It’s called the...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test
Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test (the S.A.P.) ENGLISH 1. Which of the...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg