Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...