200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...