Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Could you please pass…
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...