How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Questions that have Confused humankind!!
Questions that have Confused humankind!!a.. Who was the first person to look at a...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...