Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
Lipstick problem!
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...