Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
Two Scottish nuns go to America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy…
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...