My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
Man, I’m Glad I’m A Man
Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent...
Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Play doctor
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...