Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...
Nurse converse.
Several nurses on break in the Boston General cafeteria werediscussing boyfriends, past and present....