A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
Laying off employees
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They...
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...
Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...