Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague…
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to...