Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
My Call
A doctor rushed out of his study room. “Get me my bag!” he shouted....
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...