Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Are you talking to me?
|At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
What a way to go!
Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her...
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...