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The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
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A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
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A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
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I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...