What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Become more effective
|The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details....
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...