Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...
Blonde and The Coke Machine
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
A good chess player
|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing...
Try to catch the rabbit
|The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying...
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger…
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and...
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...