Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Bar Joke
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point...
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...