Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Packers
Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...