Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical…
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts...
Rules Guys wished Girls knew…
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are....
A man comes to a doctor and…
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to...
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Man On Bridge
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...