What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
List of rules of being a guy:
Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed...
Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!