Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
Yet more Clinton Jokes!
One of the nation’s largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...