Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...