Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody,...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...