Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...
Super Orgasm When:
How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?Her husband wakes...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Hot croako!
|What do frogs drink?Hot croako!
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...