How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Blonde joke
There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet…
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...