‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Twelve days Microsoft
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95...
Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....