A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
An unfortunate situation
A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and...
Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...