In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
Some last minute requests
|A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
The 2 Bums!
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out…...
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...
Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...