Frog on the head
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This is my first golf lesson
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Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Unlocking your car
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Ant and a grasshopper
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A priest is teaching a nun how to swim…
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to...