How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don’t realise how much...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...
Squirrels
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...