Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night…
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over...
What do you…
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...