Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front…
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to...