I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
Stupid people awards
|It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As...