Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...