Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
5 Good Reasons Not To…
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
The stir of the town!
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married...
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...
Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....