Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
New element was found
|Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA–The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered...
New scientific theories I
New scientific theories4th RunnerUp– The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation....
Polak Hiding In Tree
A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when...
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...