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“You’ve Got Mail”
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Machine Breakdown
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A mouse-tache!
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Orange penis
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Bad Jokes
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Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
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The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
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