Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need...
What do you…
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
LEARN YOUR LESSON
|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
Harry and his wife are driving in the country…
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign...
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.