Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Purchasing mailing lists
|With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it’s little wonder that marketers...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?
Letter from grandma
One day I recieved a letter from grandma…The other day I went up to...